There is a good reason for this too, it's all about Obscurity.
In the interest of maintaining obscurity, I was looking for a concise phrase that describes exactly what I do most of the time… and of course the phrase itself would have to be obscure so I decided to see it I could find a reference it on Google; anyway this seems reasonable.
My phrase of choice is “Exploits in Triviality”, and here is the Google Search. Naturally there were zero hits and so I feel safe :)
Actually, now that I've posted this I betcha Google spiders this page and then there will be at least one hit.
BUT I WAS THE FIRST!